i’ve watched this like 8 times in a row
Me and my dog post-apocalypse after we find a broken crate of canned peaches washed up on the beach
me and my dog post-apocalypse after we find a grocery store with all the stock still intact and edible to eat
I genuinely think @staff should give us an official Bot Kill Count where it ticks up every time a bot you reported is officially taken off by the tumblr team and when you hit a certain number you get gruesome little trophies. Gamification can be of the devil but in this particular case I need a little treat for doing my daily chore of taking out the trash
so my apartment building got a notice board to post fire alarm tests and maintenance announcements and such. the building is pretty well-maintained, so we rarely get notices. the board is big and grey and to think it would be empty like that 99% of the time was a bland boring sin i just couldn't bear, so i vandalized the corner of its empty canvas with a teeny tiny Guy
and within a few days, there was a sudden addition from my one of my neighbors along with a Bunch of thumbtacks. this was an unexpected, but welcome surprise!
well there was still so much space, i figured i'd add another crumb to the art hoard. i'd been playing genshin that day so i drew my favorite grandpa
and like clockwork, new art manifested!! this person is gonna grow to be a great artist i know it. the detail in those stones? hell yeah that's cool.
we're two weeks into it. more neighbors have joined in with their artwork. who knew there were so many artists in my building?? we're onto somethin great here i just know it.
This is what 'living in a community' is supposed to mean
look, chat, i- no, there’s no way i’d- i’m not going to transmute a human! if you think i’ll commit alchemy's greatest sin you’re fucking- you’re insane. i am NOT going to- draw the transmutation circle. okay? the circle and that’s it. you’re not getting any more from me than- than the circle. the ingredients? maybe. i- okay watch, fucking watch, because i’m not gonna measure this again, i- *activates transmutation circle* WOAHOOHOOHOOHOOo oh FUCK! that fucking HURTS! i- *laughing* “sacrifice another limb”. okay, i- one more, but that’s IT. after that, i’m DONE. *laughing* no! i’m not giving up three body parts!
























